little republican numbers

  • *Rick at home, bored. Gets out his phone and texts Mitt, also at home, bored*
  • Rick: Hey i’ve been thinking
  • Mitt: Yeah?
  • Rick: This is fucking stupid
  • Mitt: What is?
  • Rick: This denial. We should do it
  • Mitt: Yeah okay sounds good come over
  • Rick: Okay be there in ten
  • FEW HOURS LATER
  • Rick: Wow that was awesome sex
  • Mitt: Sure was. Best I’ve ever had. Why are you texting me though we are in bed together
  • Rick: Because my mouth is too tired from all the blowjobs and rimming to talk
  • Mitt: Oh okay makes sense want to get married?
  • Rick: Yeah okay now more sex?
  • Mitt: Yes good turn your phone on vibrate this shit’s gonna get kinky

#sorry klipples i just had to#klipples#little numbers#rick santorum#mitt romney

∞ 4/16/2012 (9:21am) 3 notes

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