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ok so if klaine do get engaged they’d better be kissing, like, a LOT, because when finchel got engaged they were making out all over the place. if klaine just grin and hug or only kiss chastely and briefly, I will be really pissed off and I will see it as a queerphobic double standard. ok? it is unrealistic that they’d get engaged and not be kissing everywhere and probably having some great sex too. if no affection is shown, or only the bare minimum of affection is shown, that would be discriminatory. that’s a fact. end of.

is it just me or does every klaine fic feature chicken alfredo

AU: General Anderson is the head of the CIA, and Kurt Hummel has somehow landed the coveted task of writing his biography. Things develop from there.

mrsmelchiorgabor:

so everyone’s super excited about the Petreaus scandal and even though I have a million other things to do, I couldn’t resist writing the Klaine version.

‘…and at nine-thirty you have a meeting with Mr Kurt Hummel,’ said one of Blaine’s many assistants. He stopped trying to remember their names a long time ago.

‘Who is that?’ he asked. Hummel…he didn’t recognise the name. Nice name, though, Blaine considered.

‘He’s the young man writing your biography? I told you about this a month ago, again last week, and again yesterday, Mr General,’ the girl told him, trying not to sound too annoyed. Around here, that sort of thing got you fired.

‘Right. Yes,’ Blaine said. ‘When do I have to see him?’ 

‘Nine-thirty…that’s in ten minutes,’ she told him, as they arrived at Blaine’s office.

He nodded. ‘Get me a coffee,’ he ordered, collapsing into his large chair and yawning. The girl nodded and left the room, glad to escape. Blaine knew he was mean. He couldn’t help it. In this job, you couldn’t afford to have a conscience. 

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AU: General Anderson is the head of the CIA, and Kurt Hummel has somehow landed the coveted task of writing his biography. Things develop from there.

so everyone’s super excited about the Petreaus scandal and even though I have a million other things to do, I couldn’t resist writing the Klaine version.

‘…and at nine-thirty you have a meeting with Mr Kurt Hummel,’ said one of Blaine’s many assistants. He stopped trying to remember their names a long time ago.

‘Who is that?’ he asked. Hummel…he didn’t recognise the name. Nice name, though, Blaine considered.

‘He’s the young man writing your biography? I told you about this a month ago, again last week, and again yesterday, Mr General,’ the girl told him, trying not to sound too annoyed. Around here, that sort of thing got you fired.

‘Right. Yes,’ Blaine said. ‘When do I have to see him?’ 

‘Nine-thirty…that’s in ten minutes,’ she told him, as they arrived at Blaine’s office.

He nodded. ‘Get me a coffee,’ he ordered, collapsing into his large chair and yawning. The girl nodded and left the room, glad to escape. Blaine knew he was mean. He couldn’t help it. In this job, you couldn’t afford to have a conscience. 

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I genuinely thought that if one of them ever slept with someone else, it would be Kurt. I never thought Blaine would. that’s what makes it so much harder to take.

things I don’t understand about glee #3409482938

How this is adult content and and rude and unsuitable and causes controversy

But this is totes fine

hisfacetasteawesome:

so guys we need to get $1 milion for ryan. if every klainer give $1 we can do this and if anything left we will do international klaine party

the break up

Blaine: Do you remember the day that you met me?

I swear it was yesterday, I knew with a glance, that you were the question, and you were the answer

That the world would make sense again if I held your hand.

Someday you’ll look back, and I hope you remember the moment of truth when I knew who I was.

How did I learn the truth you gave to me?

Kurt: I will always remember that first stolen moment: there you were, kissing me, and time seemed to freeze.

Now I stand at a crossroad, and I stare at a question…if prayer were the answer, I’d fall on my knees.

The city is calling, and I cannot stay here.

A parting of souls as I try to move on.

How can I forget the dream you shared with me?

Blaine: I’ve never been this bare

Kurt: I’ve never been so scared.

Blaine: I’ve never felt such honesty

Kurt: Doubts that will never go away.

Kurt and Blaine: A moment of such peace: each of us standing bare.

Knowing what you mean to me.

Knowing who we have to be.

Blaine: Now as you hold my hand

Kurt: I hope and pray that you’ll understand

Blaine: Forever you and I

Kurt: Know you’re here in my heart.

Blaine: Please understand that I tried

Kurt: Try to see it’s not goodbye.

The act is beginning, the audience waiting…

Blaine: NO! Stay in this moment where secrets reveal.

Here in a world where there’s safety in falsehood, I have discovered the one thing that’s real - 

That I love you, and I’ve loved you from the start.

And if you hold that close to you we’ll never be apart.

Kurt: I loved you

Blaine: Please know, I loved you

Kurt and Blaine: From the start

diannasaurusrawr:

Blaine’s little shoulder rub and Kurt’s “Oooooo!” 

BLAINE MIMICKING HIM

THIS IS WHY I LOVE DARREN

because he is not afraid to do stuff like this. most straight actors, guys particularly, you know, they play the part according to the script and everything but Darren is just so immersed in it here. he goes further.

he’s really into the character, the situation, the relationship…that little nuance, that little mimick (which OMFG FREAKING OUT SO CUTE btw) wasn’t scripted. Darren (and possibly Chris, because I know they discuss their interactions before shooting, in preparation) he’s just added that in. he’s gotten really into the moment, as an actor, who is not afraid of anything, and is willing to add depth and detail, even with the knowledge that it will most likely be cut or the camera panned away.

so to recap, I freaked and had one of my THIS IS WHY I LOVE DARREN moments.

(via hisfacetasteawesome)

it was my little brother’s 6th birthday yesterday and I bought him The Land of Stories

I turned to the back cover and showed him the photo of chris and said ‘look who wrote it!’ and he got really excited, it was adorable

he danced around saying ‘I have a book from Kurt!’ - he doesn’t watch glee properly but I show him the music videos all the time

my mother then came in and he happily told her and she immediately became uncomfortable. she looked at the cover - the COVER, not even opening the book - and decided that my brother wasn’t allowed to read it

he was upset and told her that Kurt was his favourite and the book had ‘cool pictures’ on the cover

I said to my mum ‘there’s nothing gay in it’

and she said ‘it’s not what’s in it, it’s who wrote it. it’s not right for a six year old to be around that’

and I got so angry

I stared at her for a moment because yeah, I know she’s a bit homophobic but I didn’t think she’d say/believe something like that

I marched over to the dvd shelf and began pulling off various movies and shouting at her

‘let’s ban the muppets because they’re pro-gay’

‘no more pixar, that’s pro-gay too!’

‘guess we can get rid of the lion king, what with elton john writing the music and all’

‘heath ledger in batman - well he was also in brokeback mountain, this one can go too’

‘let’s get rid of dad’s west wing boxset because martin sheen was in 8’

I basically continued in this way for a while and when I was done - with most of our dvds on the floor - my mum said ‘don’t say that word in front of your brothers’ and I totally lost it

I said ‘hey boys, you know that people can be GAY, yes they can be GAY GAY GAY, maybe one of you or both of you are GAY GAY OH SO VERY GAY and you can kiss a boy and be GAY together and get GAY married and be GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY for ever, GAY’ and stormed out

my mother has not spoken to me since this happened

my 6 year old brother still comes into my room and asks to watch klaine on my computer

I know that in the end she’ll lose but right now it feels like she’s winning

and I hate it

and I hope she never finds out about my sexuality