what musical characters do on their friday nights
- johnny, tunny and will: someone else's cocaine
- melchior: wendla in a hayloft
- elder mckinley: tries and fails to turn it off
- andrew jackson: compromising
- mimi marquez: goes out
- diana goodman: zoloft and paxil and buspar and xanex, depacon, chronaphin, ambien, prozac and ativan
- velma: all that jazz
- brigham young: frog on his clit face
- effie white: doesn't go
- claude and berger: walking in space
- the killer queen: blows minds
- elphaba: tries to defy gravity
- bonnie parker: goes on dates with boys who talk about farms and horses but they don't do much for her
- jean valjean: breaks into bakeries
- usnavi: too busy with the store
- maureen johnson: impersonates farm animals
- guy: fixes his hoover
- tommy: plays a mean pinball
Dear Jonathan Groff,
Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitment at your feet
Right behind you, I see the millions
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get opinions
From you, I get the story
Love from me
xxxx
Roles I’d want if I were a man
- Melchior Gabor
- Roger Davis
- Gabriel Goodman
- Tony (WSS)
- Kevin Price
- Fiyero
- Jean Valjean
- Peter Parker/Spiderman
- St Jimmy
- Claude
- Dr Frank’n’furter
- The Phantom
- Tommy
